My life as a tell & kiss

The kiss and tell is always a problem, especially if your trying to keep your lips sealed... but the worst is the tell and kiss. I'd say I'm an average girl, I look average, talk average, I'm averagely smart and an average thinker. This all said, I don't think I'm over stepping any boundaries by saying that girls don't like to be warned before kissing. I had gone out with this guy a couple of times. He was smart, cute, and very grown up. He even took me on a date to the cheesecake factory where we ate cheesecakes for dinner (yes multiple cheesecakes). After hanging out at a friends house he was ready to DTR (define the relationship). He pulled me outside with a sort of suave debonair look. After telling him that I wasn't interested in dating and would have loved to date him if it weren't for the timing (my classic line), he proceeded to say "Jodi, I'm going to kiss you". Now, I'm not the type of girl to dash a guys hopes, or deny a kiss for that matter, but something came over me. He didn't really spring for a kiss or even move in, he should have said "someday, Jodi, I'm going to kiss you". So I was left there waiting and wondering."You better be damn sure that I'm gonna return that kiss before you try", I retorted. I'm not even sure where sauce like that came from. I'm normally a mild-mannered and passive girl. He would've had a better chance had he just jumped to action rather than warn me in advance. The thing is, if a girls got time to think about something, she will. Chances are, after she does, something will go wrong. The lesson to be learned here is never let a woman think. To this day I wonder why I didn't kiss Ben.