My life as a ...

Bill Myers wrote the "My life as" series of books featuring books like, My life as toasted time traveler, My life as alien monster bait and My life as a smashed burrito with extra hot sauce. Among many others I immediatley connected with these books in middle school. Not just because I have a particular place in my heart for Mexican food, aliens and time travel, but my life IS much like a smashed burrito with extra hot sauce.